Fornication Multiplication

Yep, I drew this picture. Feel free to feel it up and use anywhere U damn well please, just credit me. Yep, I put that dollar $ign in that headline cuz I don't know if Google is comprised of a bunch of conservative diks hiding under the guise of hipsters. Sure gives me that impression tho'. Now I don't really care for their politics either way, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna get censored by their spiders. Hello Big Brother!

Creepy thought: Is Google actual reality's Skynet? I mean, fux's sake, they do own a satellite...?!

So I've been busy learning about Blogger's new Widget rules. And the difference between 'Classic Template' and 'New Template' and how it all SUCKS SO MUCH AS$. Lemony Scent or Baby Powder Fresh Scent. Ribbed or unribbed. And for whose pleasure, may I ask??

Honestly, why can't they just say "Click here if you want our new dumb-as$-proof template you can add stupid useless distracting crap to!"

If your template is old-school, you shouldn't have to waste valuable time writing in new code telling the rest of the world what we obviously know. Eff~ing Google f~ux.

Get off your bouncy medicine balls and do your damn job! I can't believe some bald computer engineer foosball-playing douche in a turtleneck (I'm as$uming) is getting paid $100,000.00 + for this! Wasteful!

Bashing these douches can be exhausting, but they give me an endless supply of material for which to feed off of.

But lemme get to today's post. Been tweaking code endlessly with poor results so I haven't been posting as much as I'd like. For now, enjoy the following links that provide nothing short of eye-candy for the meager working classes. Weird furniture and buildings of the 21st century. And trust me, you don't have to be a designer to appreciate all this freaky goodness$!

• Freshome - Furniture/ Interiors/ Buildings that are weird as$ $h!t!

• Designspotter - Same $h!it a$ above, but weirder

• Apartment Therapy - Interior design (not 2B confused w/ interior decorating) They have NY, SF, LA, Chicago branches! But where's Miami?

• Cool Hunting - Getting weirder

• Cubeme - Even weirder

• MoCo Loco - Weirdest product design EVER

• Trendhunter Magazine - Not just design, but weird as f*** pop culture sheeats. U won't be disappointed

My attention span has beer reduced to sheer seconds, what with all the crazy sh*t going on lately, so! 4 all you like-minded freeks out there, I bestow upon thee da list dat will keep you busy for days!

If yer hand falls off from incessant clicking, don't blame me b!tch/ U on yer own.

• Linkinn.com - crazy-ass photo galleries. Mostly bikini babes, weird pics, funny animals and freaky photography

• Photobasement.com - It's still relatively new so there's not much on there yet, but it's still funny and, you'll probably see it all in about 3 hrs

• Fail Blog.org - exactly what it sounds like. Complete with video clips of p0wnage.
  

• sadguysontradingfloors.tumblr.com - NYSE stock traders who are shown with frowny faces

• Damn Cool Pics - my all-time favorite! Weirdest, craziest, lengthiest pic galleries set up into blog post formats, from around the world. Trust me, U will <3>