Fornication Multiplication

See, as much as I like reading in-depth detailed up to the hour breaking stories and intellectually stimulating journalistic crap, I have to balance it out with equally idiotic ADD fueled distractions. Two elements from each end of the spectrum. Balance. It's what harmony's all about my friends. And IDK what these links are about, but F%$^ it - it's funny!

• Mexican Muffin Tops
  
• My Roommate is A D!cK
• Odee.com
• People Collector.net
• Hot Chicks With Douchebags
  

2008 has been super turbulent for me in Katrina-esque proportions, but after some soul searching and an obligatory 17hr. road trip, I think I'm back on track and will get back to posting new newness again.


Ok, let's start off with a topic I recently bookmarked as Waste Time. Also known as, Pretend to Enrich Your Intellect With Stupid News Stories While Justifying To Mom & Dad You're Legitimate Need For $60.00/ mo. Broadband Service Because You Secretly Torrent Porn...

• Truemors.com - 10 eye grabbing headlines if you like reading brief weird-shit news
  
• Wallstreetfighter.com - Guy humor with financial headlines. Testosterone-driven and well written
• FARK.com - List of several headlines from diff. news media outlets. I LOVE that they're easily labeled under such headings as Hero, Interesting, Dumb, Scary, Strange, Weird, Dumbass, Asinine and my all-time fav, Florida! (when I saw that last one I was like, {Keanu Reeves} woah!)
  
• Photobasement.com - Recently discovered this little gem. Borrowed above pic from it. Fairly newness; seems promising; stay tuned
• Failblog.org - Many a photo captioned as fails. Self explanatory.

And as a treat for coming back to this site, I will post what will forever be known as